Fartswack

A fartswack is when you cup your hand around your anus and at the same time relieve yourself, then throw you fart at an unsuspecting victim.

"Ew, Jared fartswacked me!"
"Jared is such a fartswack!"

by Therawestnigga March 9, 2015

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie

by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015

fiatsco

When one Fiat gets into a altercation with another Fiat.

Those pathetic Fiat drivers caused such a Fiatsco.

by tmohall February 16, 2017

fietsopa

When you fuck a bicycle.

Yesterday i pulled a fietsopa.

by Noa_veure April 15, 2020

farts down

A term popularized on Puffpuffpanda's live stream. When a girl's ass is so flat that when she has flatulence, the farts go down toward the ground.

Bro look at that girl. She definitely farts down bruh. That's a flat ass!

by carlycarl February 27, 2023

fartsquirter

A nickname for the person who has a vile and embarrassing habit of passing brown liquid alongside their flatulence.

Ever since second grade, he’s been known as the fartsquirter.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2023

Ass-fires

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008