fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

Fumblegazzle

Being somewhere between procrastination and confusion

1. Preparing for a final exam in Northwestern when all other normal students are out of school already makes me fumblegazzled.

2. I am in the state of fumblegazzle; WTF!!

by NUshinee November 6, 2011

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013

Fibbleburton

The warning fart before a massive wall-shaking bowel movement.

"My fibbleburton did not prepare me for what followed, the porcelain cracked."

by WillyAnthem March 20, 2014

FOMBL

Fell Off My Bed Laughing

*reads funny text message* *fall off bed laughing*
*replies* FOMBL

by DebyLuv January 25, 2015

fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life

She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.

by buttledger May 14, 2015

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".

by Glennyboy November 2, 2015