Filipini

A small Filipino person, a Filipino midget or a Filipino baby or toddler

What a cute little Filipini

by CeroneR April 27, 2014

filipino mudslide

a person whom retains the combined appearance of both a black person and an Asian person

Steve: I saw this black guy who looked Asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably

by GingeMcGee June 21, 2014

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016

Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.

Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.

by OGR3 April 23, 2018

Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.

"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."

by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018

filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.

that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.

by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019

filipino clamato

Filipino hooker’s period blood in a cup

I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.

by Malory Clifton April 12, 2019