There are two main types of festival flu.
The first one is the Music festival flu. Which usually hits post event and is caused by the lapses in personal hygiene, diet and altered sleep patterns that can occur during a music festival. This type of festival flu is self inflicted.
The Second type is the Comedy festival and Fringe festival flu. This type caused by night after night of attending late night events in close approximation with many other people with similarly lapsed immune systems due to varying factors. While it is most common for this to be a post event flu, it can often crop up during the festival as it spreads. And it is important for people with festival flu to keep their distance from and refrain from shagging the festival performers as they cannot afford to lose their voices.
The first one is the Music festival flu. Which usually hits post event and is caused by the lapses in personal hygiene, diet and altered sleep patterns that can occur during a music festival. This type of festival flu is self inflicted.
The Second type is the Comedy festival and Fringe festival flu. This type caused by night after night of attending late night events in close approximation with many other people with similarly lapsed immune systems due to varying factors. While it is most common for this to be a post event flu, it can often crop up during the festival as it spreads. And it is important for people with festival flu to keep their distance from and refrain from shagging the festival performers as they cannot afford to lose their voices.
Comic: Hey there, care for a drink gorgeous?
Fringe dweller: I'm sorry I can't I have festival flu.
Comic: Oh... I better keep my distance. Some other time maybe.
Fringe dweller: I'm sorry I can't I have festival flu.
Comic: Oh... I better keep my distance. Some other time maybe.
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Some of the bands that played at Cornerstone Music Festival this year...
Anberlin
P.O.D.
Classic Petra
Phil Keaggy
Brian "Head" Welch
Blindside
Gungor
Flatfoot 56
Robbie Seay Band
The Chariot
Sleeping Giant
For Today
The Letter Black
Saviour Machine
Resurrection Band
Randy Stonehill
Barry McGuire
Paper Route
Seabird
War of Ages
White Collar Sideshow
Headnoise
Deas Vail
The Choir
Children 18:3
Denison Witmer
The Farewell Drifters
Daniel Amos
Josh Garrels
Servant
Luminate
Psalters
Grave Robber
Glenn Kaiser Band
Gasoline Heart
The Crossing
E Band
40 Day Journey
A Life At War
A Life Set Apart
A Plea for Purging
The Air On Everest
Alive Band
Andy Hunter
Anchor & Braille
Aracely
As Hell Retreats
Bare Branches
Beggars
Ben + Vesper
Broken Flesh
Brooke Waggoner
Call To Preserve
Campbell The Band
Close Your Eyes
The Color Morale
Copernicus
Crush The Enemy
Daniele Clark
Daughters of Exile
Destroy Nate Allen
Don't Wake Aislin
Eden Art
Elders
Exegesis
FBS
From Giants
Gabriel Kelley
Gideon
Glen Clark & The Family
The Great Commission
Hands
I The Breather
Ilia
In The Midst Of Lions
Jeff Elbel + Ping
Jeremy Kadinger
Kerosene Halo
The Last Hope
Lauren Mann And The Fairly Odd Folk
Leper
Listener
The Lost Dogs
Lust Control
Man Made Hell
Manafest
Massive Scar Era
Men As Trees Walking
Mike Mains & The Branches
Michael Roe
My Epic
Nathan Stiteler
Ocean Is Theory
Oh Sister, Oh Brother
Anberlin
P.O.D.
Classic Petra
Phil Keaggy
Brian "Head" Welch
Blindside
Gungor
Flatfoot 56
Robbie Seay Band
The Chariot
Sleeping Giant
For Today
The Letter Black
Saviour Machine
Resurrection Band
Randy Stonehill
Barry McGuire
Paper Route
Seabird
War of Ages
White Collar Sideshow
Headnoise
Deas Vail
The Choir
Children 18:3
Denison Witmer
The Farewell Drifters
Daniel Amos
Josh Garrels
Servant
Luminate
Psalters
Grave Robber
Glenn Kaiser Band
Gasoline Heart
The Crossing
E Band
40 Day Journey
A Life At War
A Life Set Apart
A Plea for Purging
The Air On Everest
Alive Band
Andy Hunter
Anchor & Braille
Aracely
As Hell Retreats
Bare Branches
Beggars
Ben + Vesper
Broken Flesh
Brooke Waggoner
Call To Preserve
Campbell The Band
Close Your Eyes
The Color Morale
Copernicus
Crush The Enemy
Daniele Clark
Daughters of Exile
Destroy Nate Allen
Don't Wake Aislin
Eden Art
Elders
Exegesis
FBS
From Giants
Gabriel Kelley
Gideon
Glen Clark & The Family
The Great Commission
Hands
I The Breather
Ilia
In The Midst Of Lions
Jeff Elbel + Ping
Jeremy Kadinger
Kerosene Halo
The Last Hope
Lauren Mann And The Fairly Odd Folk
Leper
Listener
The Lost Dogs
Lust Control
Man Made Hell
Manafest
Massive Scar Era
Men As Trees Walking
Mike Mains & The Branches
Michael Roe
My Epic
Nathan Stiteler
Ocean Is Theory
Oh Sister, Oh Brother
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Where people can dress up and be with friends.
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