Fetus Face

Nick Brown, or a similar faced person.

Somebody who has a baby face and occasionaly smiles like a small child, or baby, or fetus.

Henceforth, Fetus Face = Nick Brown

ex 1:Hey FETUS FACE!
ex 2: hahahahha, Nick is such a Fetus face.

by lolNickBrownlol April 16, 2011

brett ferguson

the best guy you will ever meet in your life. sweet, caring, hilariously funny, and so honest; i could talk with him all day, every day. he's just so adorable. he can be a man-whore, and can't make up his mind when it comes to girls. but if you ever get the chance to be good friends with him, its amazing. just be careful, because there's no way you won't eventually fall in love with him.

Just an amazing guy named Brett Ferguson.

by secretlyinlove<3 October 8, 2011

Fergus Jones

# incorrect: not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth; "an incorrect calculation"; "the report in the paper is Fergus Jones"; "your information is ...
# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";

# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"

Guy: which way is the petrol station mate?
Cunt: It's that way *points left*

Later...

Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!

by Lyndon Holland October 27, 2009

fetus

An unwanted friend who feeds off of the company of a care giver. The fetus is usually the outcast of a group of friends. In most cases, one friend feels bad for the fetus, and gives him company and false friendship. This term is called feeding. In turn, the fetus will will contribute nothing back to the care giver(only because the "fetus" is a loser and cannot possibly contribute anything). The care giver will often get fed up with the fetus when he becomes too attached. Many care givers turn to the method of negative feeding. This happens when the care giver decides to use the fetus as a tool to rid of the fetus. Often involves using the fetus for rides, money, food, beer, or even using the fetus as the butt of all jokes for humor. This often turns into an abortion. This is when the fetus becomes so weak and hurt he either cuts the tie or is pushed out by the care giver. The care giver is often referred to as the UC or umbilca cord. This is a seprate matter.
The plural usage for fetus is the term "feti".

"Hey Dan, you really need to get rid of that fetus! He is really weighing you down man!"
"Dude, why are you so nice to that faggot asian kid? Your just using him as a fetus, because you feel bad for him. Just cut the damn cord, and get rid of that kid!"

by DukeNukeEm December 17, 2008

living fetus

a living being who is still in fetotic form

I went to the movie theater to see the rated R movie "The Life And Times of Greg Harris," but because it was a story about a living fetus, I changed my mind.

by Adam Saks December 2, 2005

ferguson

The offspring of a grey squirrel and an alpacha with a large muffin top.

This mammal enjoys wearing pink party frocks to graduations, and tanned cords!

Omg! look at that ferguson over there in it's natural habitat... SCANDANAVIA!

by patrickpascuelliethethird January 19, 2009

Harlequin Fetus

The most disturbing picture I have ever seen. It's a picture of a fetus with dead white skin. It is almost completely deformed, and has hideous red blotches for eyes. It looks like it skin is made of cement and it has been cracked. It is horribly scary. If you must, search it.. I wouldnt reccomend it..

I think it should be an Unawesome Foursome.
TubGirl, Goatse, Lemon Party and Harlequin Fetus

Guy 1: *playing Pikmin 2*
Guy 2: OMG!! these pictures are horrifying..
Guy 3: *has heart attack*
Guy 1: wow, the harlequin fetus looks like a white pikmin!
Guy 2: have you no remorse?
Guy 1: Well it does!
Guy 2: Get out of my house and jump off a cliff.. freak!

Thats If you need a visual aide.

by Sam-Super At Masturbation November 9, 2007