Dingle Berry Farmer

One whom embarks upon dingle farming missions.
A harvester of luscious rich dingle terrain.
A collector of dark brown trinkets for personal consumption or for sale on the black dingle market.

After collection 400 trinkets Mikey became the worlds foremost Dingle Berry Farmer.

by Michael dicenso June 2, 2009

Ganja Farmer

a) Someone who grows Marijuana

b) classical computer game: protect your fine weed against the evil DEA by killing them with multiple weapons, i.e. Machine Guns, Bongs etc.

"Jah says: More herb!"

"Don't take my Gun-jah!"

by Lapdelem July 1, 2004

farmer style

The act of ordering a sandwich with the most common ingredients however combined in such a way that makes the sandwich so unique that it should be named for its recipient. Farmer style also carries over into the workplace where it can describe the act of completing a task in the most unusual of ways ex. a new method of marksmanship which greatly improves hadicapped shooters.

"Farmer style cheese steak please".

by Stan Da Man August 12, 2006

farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005

carmel farmer

A male homosexual, usually a top, who performs anal sex

Lance is such a carmel farmer

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

Armoured Farmer

Armoured Farmer, in reference to both the stereotype that all Cornish born men are all farmers at heart, and the Royal Armoured Corps (RAC) of the British Army. Any Cornishman that joins 2nd Royal Tank Regiment (2RTR) will be known as an 'Armoured Farmer'. This is due to the tank being a substitute for his tractor. The term is only really used in reference to any ex-3RTR and currently serving 2RTR soldiers. Officers are seen as far to educated to be considered farmers.

Para: Oi Tankie! where u from?
Tankie: Cornwall mate... why?
Para: *in best westcountry accent* 'Cos you be an Armoured Farmer OOH ARGH!

by Cornish April 20, 2007

Banana Farmer

A gay male or straight female prostitute or slut. The term derives from the resemblance of bananas (fruit) to penises (organ). Banana farmers nurture their crop, taking care so they grow plump and healthy. They collect good profit when they are finished. A well trained banana farmer is guaranteed to leave their customers satisfied.

Your mom is such a banana farmer. She was in my dad's bed last night, and my brother's this morning!

by Pmsyenuod May 25, 2009