AZ FACT

A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.

Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"

by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 14, 2022

spun facts

The act of bending or twisting facts.

To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.

The official story spun facts instead of addressing the issue.

by CrunchyDingo January 23, 2017

Jack Fact

A fact said with conviction that has no truth to it.

"Royal's has 3 franchises in WA" said Jack. Jack fact....

by Dawks Hawks June 2, 2018

Proven Fact

It is hereby documented, for the world to see, as a proven fact, that Chad does love Samantha most.

Chad loving Samantha most is literally the most well documented, thoroughly proven fact in human history, nobody could doubt it.

by Definitely not chad October 24, 2023

Kalia Facts

Truth brought to you from Boss Kalias life.

Kaalia once skipped school for two days. Now those days are called Saturday and Sunday which are holidays for everyone. Just Kalia facts.

by minion29892 June 5, 2021

facts, no opinions

facts opinions

We never dated and we never will. That’s all facts, no opinions.

by jaxis_not.available August 16, 2019

Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.

“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”

by TheShickle November 6, 2021