Facesim

It is the act of judging or discriminating others based on how they look

Subject A: I'd go talk to her butshe's not that pretty

Subject B : isn't that facesim?

by Blue crayonnn June 25, 2020

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

Facesturbooking

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

Fuck Faces

The faces you make while fucking, aka sex.

Exchanging fuck faces- snoop dogg

by BBBTsl. December 16, 2008

facespace

A misunderstanding/mispronunciation of either Facebook or Myspace websites, usually used by an individual without networking website knowledge, such as a parent, grandparent, or older individual.

You:"Grandma, I wanna use the internet again!"
Grandma: "You're always on that facespace all day!"

by spambot09 June 4, 2009

feced

Past tense of feces.. Meaning to have pooped or defecated

Man I just feced...

by stuntgod11111 April 2, 2010