The hard part is not rushing through something when it seems like failure is inevitable if you don't hurry up, even though you only get it halfway done when you do that. It's better to fail and not fear it, than to succeed because you fear failure. You never really learn or improve if you only succeed because you're afraid of failure or don't like to lose (nobody really does). Otherwise, you're the kind of person who has a go to bag of nearly limitless tricks to reach for, hoping that the other guy forgot one that you haven't used in a long time.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Failuremug. He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
Get the nothing fails like failuremug. When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
Get the Shart Failuremug. Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!
by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018
Get the Worthless Failuremug. People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.
by Sexydimma October 16, 2024
Get the Educated failuremug. by j4k3yy November 11, 2022
Get the Being a Failuremug. 