Eugene

Pogi. Mabait. Maangas ang dating. The perfect specimen of mankind.

Did you see that guy? Just like Eugene!

by jaydecali August 19, 2021

Eugene

This is a very down to earth person who really loves keeping to himself, not leaving out the fact that he’s incredibly handsome and smart, when girls like him he never gets the hint.

Damn, why wouldn’t Eugene notice me

by George Shawn November 23, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.

You’re such a Eugene.

by Bitcheugene November 23, 2021

Eugene

A cute hot guy that you knew was your soulmate as it was love at first sight. He has a Korean background and many many friends, he is very athletic while also smart and loves reading books. He shares similar interests as you but has too many (girl)friends and you are afraid of rejection.

PLEASE EUGENE!! FALL IN LOVE WITH MEE

"You have a crush on Eugene?"

Me "For sure"

by fall in love wth me December 30, 2021

Eugene

A weird guy who looks like an egg and never goes outside.
“Kid, you crossed the line.”-Eugene

Eugene is a special type of human or shall I call an egg

by GdXyhd July 13, 2024

Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.

Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.

by Baggy pants January 31, 2020

Eugene

A.K.A Huge Eug, The Beast from the Far East, and Absolute Academic Weapon. Has been to Great WOlf Lodge more than once and loves youtube Shorts

Bro is that "EUGENE" or just a fat stack of poutine

by EugeneLOVER69 October 17, 2022