Ethan

A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.

Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.

by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

“

by Rakis April 1, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite

Did you hear about Ethan? He has a huge cock

by Big_Phat_Cock January 19, 2021

Ethan

A lonely room dwelling vampire who spends all their time inside and is forever alone

Anyone: wot did u do last weekend?
Ethan: stay inside and didn't see the sun

by Ethan the lonely October 13, 2019

Ethan

The best person in the world, absolutely a beast, need to have one in your life.

God: I choose you Ethan, to be my heir.

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019

Ethan

Has an absolute huge cock, an all round top shagger and perhaps the biggest legend to have ever graced the planet

Steve:"Wagwan my drilla, has man seen Ethan today?"
Bob: "yes my guy, best day of my life"

by Bigmanwazoski July 21, 2021

Ethan

Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend

Hey Ethan u want a line of flake can I also say I can see your shlong through your trousers

by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021