Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

Canadian Experience

One of the biggest mysteries of mankind. An overused excuse for rejecting people especially immigrants for job applications in Canada.

The definition can be so confusing, but here are some of them:
1. Just arrive in Canada, or
2. Funny accent, or
3. No English, or
4. 'Too perfect' English, or
5. Smarter than any Canadians (over-qualified), or
6. Everything perfect, but he looks 'unCanadian', or
7. Combination of the above, or
8. Any other unknown random reason

He's lack of Canadian experience, I don't think we should hire him.

by PeeeeWeeee August 4, 2010

ermerslern

A Flernglish alternative name for "MSN" Messenger
Can also be said as a verb.

Person A: Hey Klerv lets go on ermerslern!
Person B: Ok mayne, I gotta do something first, I'll ermerslern you when im done.
Person A: Ok mayne!

by Daviel May 26, 2008

eperon

someone who is belived to be greater than god

you have got a god complex,

no my dear i’m an eperon

by Player hater101 July 19, 2012

experience

something you have already done so many times that you know exactly what to do

i have experience in this subject

i have so much experience , i have done this so many times

by dance master October 3, 2016

Esperhand

This regal bitch. NOT ONLY does she run the show with a bush full of roses but she does it in a way that makes you say 'Hm, for an old lady I'd still smash'.

Also known as Lady Olenna.

My grandmother is such an esperhand. She gets all the boys in her rose garden.

by toastie724 November 14, 2017