lifestyle emergency

an unforeseen combination of financial circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action so that one's lifestyle or way of living isn't impacted in a negative fashion by a decrease in disposable income

My financial advisor needs to work harder so that I don't have a lifestyle emergency.

by spearl April 12, 2023

song emergency

A sudden unforeseen composition that calls for immediate action from an artist or band. A musical state of crisis triggered when a composer plays a hit song or demo for the first time and the listener is blown away. A crescent-fresh jam resulting in an urgent need for people to hear it as soon as possible.

“Now that’s a jam! We better call someone. This is a song emergency!”

“I’ve heard some of your other songs but ‘Ladybug’ is a Song Emergency. That groove blew me away. Forget the album. Drop the single..”

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Minor Emergency Clinic

Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.

Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!

by coolarrow February 20, 2011

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

Emergency Date Effect

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”

by IHateMyLife69420666 November 9, 2019

emergency tin

When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!

Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”

by Chasingkatz May 1, 2018

emerges

to find lovers , especially at the young adult age

Honey bees emerges and mate , after which the female will lay eggs .

by TQP January 10, 2018