When you keep pepper beside your bed so if someone catches you put some on your nose to make a made up sneeze so the cum on your bed looks like snot.
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I'm being way to happy right now, I think I'll read Emergence and go back to my usual depression state.
by Yesserer January 2, 2019
Get the Emergence mug.In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.
"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
by Roland1999 March 14, 2011
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by Pandaphile December 2, 2025
Get the Emergency Dookie mug.When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.
(In norwegian : #Nøddank)
(In norwegian : #Nøddank)
Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸
by Tinitini June 23, 2018
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