by alnbjkf September 4, 2022

Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
by Eves_101 February 28, 2021

Evie is the cutest girl you'll ever meet. She is always changing her hair color and style. She is very nice but if you get on her bad side then you'll die a minute later. She is super popular, and probably a singer or cheerleader. Most Evie's are lesbian but a lot of them are straight. So if you get in a relationship with her then you are the luckiest person alive! She is super sexy also.
Person 1: I heard you were having a bad day
Person 2:Yeah but then I meet Evie and we talked for a while then made out then she made me the happiest girl on the planet!
Person 1: I wish I was in your spot :/
Person 2:Yeah but then I meet Evie and we talked for a while then made out then she made me the happiest girl on the planet!
Person 1: I wish I was in your spot :/
by UnknownUserOfUrbanDictionaries January 19, 2021

the most amazing revision procrastinator that you will ever meet, despite the fact she has an exam tomorrow, she will play with her blue tack until its time for her to go to sleep.
by bonnieisnotmybunny May 15, 2023

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023

A man who would have a limp penis and struggles to get hard by women. However just by the touch of a man, he will be rock hard.
Man: I don’t know I’m feeling a bit like Evis.
Girl (with her fat fucking pussy out): Is that why you’re not hard?
Man: Yes.
Girl (with her fat fucking pussy out): Is that why you’re not hard?
Man: Yes.
by Dezbro April 6, 2023

evie’s are kind, loyal and always a lot of fun however they can be an over thinker which means if you have an evie in your life make sure she knows you love her. other than the overthinking evie’s are always really funny and have a good sense of humour they always know when your not ok and are really easy to talk to!
boy #1: ayo i got a girlfriend!
boy #2: nice! what’s her name?
boy #1: evie she’s so funny
boy #2: oh damn you better hold onto her bro.
boy #2: nice! what’s her name?
boy #1: evie she’s so funny
boy #2: oh damn you better hold onto her bro.
by .honeyy July 29, 2021
