take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything by rashakash June 26, 2008

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Question Everything

Anyone can be a philosopher by doing this and in doing this also brings more wisdom, knowledge, intellect, compassion, and love for self and others when doing this action. This is the motto and the main thought in the one called EverLearn's mind at all times and is a belief that this brings out the best leadership skills in all who practice it.

In order to grow into a better being I have learned to question everything.

Question Everything by EverLearn85 November 19, 2021

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National grab everything month

Grab everything from april 24 to May 24

National grab everything month is a month for you to grab everything

National grab everything month by Handle off April 24, 2019

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You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

You beat everything by thurb August 8, 2021

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