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election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016
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Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.
-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.
by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017
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nigger erection

When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af
Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell
by Nigger erectioon December 19, 2017
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Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty
by Tojo June 27, 2014
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courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.
In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.
by daninater April 17, 2015
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chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.
Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.
by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017
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butt erection

When you look at someone and your butt tingles.
Man victor just gave me a butt erection when I saw him today.
by KrislorRich February 16, 2018
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