Ejaculational

It's Educational but not really. It's just cum.

"The way my teacher talk to me was not Eductional, but ejaculational."

by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020

premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.

Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.

by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

Boast ejaculate

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Extreme Ejaculate Easter

Or EEE for short, this challenge starts in easter and ends in the end of easter, all you gotta do is ejaculate every day, or else you fail the challenge, simple right?

Yo, today's Easter, you know what that means...
Extreme Ejaculate Easter challenge

by xxMichaeliscool June 23, 2024

The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax

I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Explosive Ejaculation

When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.

Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...

by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019