Big whore. Still can't count the amount of partners she's had in the last 10 years on both hands and feet put together. You can tell who they are. There usually the one's asking you to by them a drink at the local dive on a Friday night. The woman that offers to by you a drink probably has had it with her cum dumpster friends getting her in brawls over Hoe action.
Girl 1: I can believe you left him. He's so buff. What happened?
Girl 2: After I found out he'd been with that cum dumpster I couldn't stand the sight of him any more. She's been pounded by more men than Debbie Dallas.
Girl 1: Wow your pissed
Girl 2: He'll get his when he's broke and she leaves him for the next fool with a little bank to support her.
Girl 2: After I found out he'd been with that cum dumpster I couldn't stand the sight of him any more. She's been pounded by more men than Debbie Dallas.
Girl 1: Wow your pissed
Girl 2: He'll get his when he's broke and she leaves him for the next fool with a little bank to support her.
by SpeaktheTruthWanker January 14, 2010
A man who serves as a cum receptacle for other men's love juice. A man who is used thrown out and kicked to the curb after being ass fucked and gobbling jizz. Or a name for an ugly unnatractive person who looks like they done been hit by the ugly stick one too many times.
1.Vitale is such a cum dumpster for other men's sperm.
2.Vitale is Michael's Cum receptacle. He sucks the juice right out of his balls and is then thrown to the wayside.
2.Vitale is Michael's Cum receptacle. He sucks the juice right out of his balls and is then thrown to the wayside.
by CumeaterReh December 06, 2007
A complete hoe who guys go to when they want to unload their cum. She's such a hoe she often goes for both of her dumpster wholes to be filled at once. Make sure to stay away from these chicks as they always carry stds from all the guys throwing away their trash.
Guy 1: Bro I haven't had sex in fooorever I need to go unload.
Guy 2: Go stick your trash in that hoe maddy she's a cum dumpster. Just watch out and make sure you don't get herpes shes fucked the entire school
Guy 2: Go stick your trash in that hoe maddy she's a cum dumpster. Just watch out and make sure you don't get herpes shes fucked the entire school
by cumdumpsteruser February 09, 2014
someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. Someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. In other words, a fatass.
Look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.
I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.
We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.
I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.
Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.
I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.
We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.
I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.
Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.
by NastyNally April 04, 2011
The best part of sex with Lindsay was the dumpster dive. She would leave my ass sparkling clean.
I love to combine a dumpster dive with a hand job. I can get him off so fast
I love to combine a dumpster dive with a hand job. I can get him off so fast
by Blackroux June 23, 2011
A man sits on the toilet and tells his loved one he wants a blowjob while he is taking a poop. His loved one yells back WHAT!!!....his answer is, I want a Smokey Dumpster.
by Eddie Van November 01, 2006
Someone who plays some of the crappiest video games available because of a single or small amount of redeeming features.
voice 1: "Did you see what game John was playing last night? It was absolute garbage."
voice 2: "Wow! What a dumpster diver!"
voice 2: "Wow! What a dumpster diver!"
by Hellion_Blade May 05, 2016