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Genesis Does What Nintendon't

An advertising campaign created by SEGA in the early 90s to promote the Genesis against the NES.
You can't do this on Nintendo! Genesis Does What Nintendon't!
by Shrek the Justin March 25, 2023
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The Duke of Dresden

The Duke of Dresden is a barbaric creature that rumor has can be found roaming the streets in East Liverpool, Ohio. The Duke stands around 6'2" and weighs around 190-225. These numbers are not known because if anyone got close to The Duke he would break them.

A freelance photographer recently captured pictures of the duke over the summer of 2008. These pictures depict a man who has lived a long life, but still loves his city. The Duke of dresden attempts to brighten the citizens of the pottery capital of the USA, East Liverpool every morning.

Some of his hobbies include smoking ciggarettes, long walks on the warf, getting tatoos, shadowboxing portajons, running tricks outside of Dan's bar and berating the other Liverpool Legends.

The Duke gives back to his community in many ways. In the Fall of 2007 he built the Helipad for East Liverpool City Hospital. The Duke was quoted as saying "I'm just here to help out." A line of action figures is in the works, where the duke is in series 1 and is projected to be the number one seller ahead of other legends walking stick(with stick), streetcorner(with random yard sale junk), big al(with prostitute) and James (with cell phone).

The Duke of Dresden will continue to be a force in the driving productivty in the city of East Liverpool. Can you say, Duke for Mayor?
by EAZYE211 October 21, 2008
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Ibiza cocktail dress

A woman who is wearing her Ibiza cocktail dress is naked in public, especially when at a party or club.

So named after the island of Ibiza that's well known for its lively clubs and wild parties.
Jane: At her hen night, Bekka went into the bathroom and came out wearing her Ibiza cocktail dress.

John: With the tits she's got on her, she must have been a lovely sight.
by luvly.nikki August 24, 2010
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Losing Your Dressing

Those moments when you randomly lose your balance and almost fall over.
I just almost fell over because I lost my balance!

Dude, I think you mean you were losing your dressing!
by Dogrules23 February 9, 2019
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Monke Maid Dress

A very cool and Chill person that Hamp loves very much (not in a weird way)
Wow Monke Maid Dress is so cool and epic I wish I was like Monke Maid Dress
by ItsHamp May 31, 2021
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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by DanielG. December 26, 2012
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