reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023
Get the divorced whalemug. Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.
by vuxedo voxel February 28, 2023
Get the Divorcedmug. by FamAlt March 24, 2024
Get the reason for divorcemug. Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.
by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014
Get the Divorce Fantasymug. A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?
by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016
Get the Cable and divorcemug. A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
Get the Divorce Fartmug. The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
Get the Oklahoman divorcemug.