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Soul divorced

One of many phrases meaning killed or dead used by Tik Toker/YouTuber: Casual Geographic to avoid demonetization when ruining your favourite animal(s) for 5-10 minutes.
"Bump (an elephant) then used his tusks to split his handler in half and then stood over his soul divorced corpse for hours."
by N1t-Man103 April 14, 2023
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Divorced white woman vibe

It is a vibe that white women give off to generally men where they try to nag people or continue a particular trait that made their original husband leave. It isn't that the divorced white woman is trying to have a relationship it is rather a charecteristic that they developed and continue. Though since they don't have a man anymore they continue it in the workplace or elsewhere continually being a nusance. Examples can be degrading men, having awkward clingyness, undermining a mans inteligence or ability to their peers.

For towards women a divorced white woman will try to develop a "sisterhood" and attempt to develop toxic behaviors on a woman in forced situations such as the workplace. They may try "rallying the troops" in hopes to bond over petty things in order to have a social standing in certain situations.
Karen from marketing keeps trying to make something that isn't an issue into an issue and is giving me divorced white woman vibe the way she keeps bringing it up.
by JLZ990 July 19, 2024
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Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.
Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
by Cromwelle October 7, 2022
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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
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divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023
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Oklahoman divorce

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong and the poop gets cut into two equal sized pieces.
The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
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