diseased up

1) person having multiple diseases, i.e. aids, herpes, genital warts, etc. etc. all rolled into one
2) person having one or more uncurable diseases
3) what a professional prostitute is in her later years

"Aww man, dude, don't go out with that girl! Dude she's all diseased up! You'll get something Ajax can't wash off!"

by digawid July 4, 2008

michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead

Are you diagnosed with the michael disease?

by zsia December 24, 2021

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

Pikachu Disease

A disease one catches when a pikachu appears on their nearby radar of pokemon go and is willing to go to dangerpus areas to catch it and is toally unfocused on the real world. Pokemon

#PikachuDisease #Pikachu Disease #Pikachu #Pokemon

"Dude what's your problem? girls are around bro"
"I gotta catch dis' pikachu bro"

"You've got the Pikachu Disease dude , you need help"

by Fyinate August 2, 2016

Briansens Disease

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"

Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease

by broxkiller November 17, 2009

harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016