Chesthair Dingleberries

Chesthairs clumped up with poop, usually found in your pubes after you give someone a hairy chili dog.
I keep finding "Chesthairs clumped up with poop" in my pubes after giving that guy David a hairy chili dog. Oh! you mean you have Chesthair Dingleberries!
by Word Smartist January 26, 2022
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dingleberrys and cream

An act in witch someone "creams" on someones dingleberrys
Bro I tried that dingleberrys and cream shit last night AMAZING
by Just a normal 18 year old girl November 26, 2021
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dingleberry

The dingleberry ate bees.
by memeguy114 September 02, 2021
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dingleberry

1)noun--the single of a pair of balls.

2)noun-a peice of twisted toilet paper left hanging from the bottom after wiping.
1)Jim lost a dingleberry to testicular cancer.

2)My ass itches, I must have planted a dingleberry in the bathroom...
by brkbrdgs March 25, 2010
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Dingleberry

Trump like qualities
This dingleberry here! 🙄
by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020
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dingleberry

a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.
mom hears a scream from the bathroom
mom: what the hell was that?
Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass
by pooptown mcgee March 25, 2011
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Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.
Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.
by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020
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