dick dig

when a sexy af woman digs deep into a mans pants and grabs his big bulging dick like grabbing a fish. best way to do that is too stand right behind a man ready to fuck you and from behind take your hands and reach into his pants to grab that golden nugget. make sure you have a big chunk in your hand so it is easy to last a lifetime. make him moan and groan by yanking it and stuffing it into your mouth so you feel all HORNY and SEXY. make sure to feel like you want to never stop taking your clothes off and keep on digging for MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!! feel a sense of urgency to squeeze it and fiddle around with it while still being sexy and bitchy. don’t give up if he doesn’t like it at first. promise him something like he can touch you in every position possible until you fall asleep sucking his dick.

WOMAN: ooohhh baby i have a game we can play

MAN: mmmmmm tell me before i lay you on my bed and smash you till we have 20 kids.

WOMAN: but first let me show you.

(walks behind him and places hands in pants on his dick)

MAN:(starts to drool and moan) 🤤
MAN: wh-wh-what is it oooohhhhhh mmmmmmmm oooowwwww called? uggg mmmhhhh?

WOMAN: it’s called the dick dig! you like that???!!🤤🤤

lasts all night and eventually that’s all he will look forward too

by cooky May 23, 2018

Dig-Cig

An electronic cigarette used to help quit smoking traditional cigarettes. It is also considered to be a more healthy, green alternative to smoking tobacco cigarettes and can be used almost anywhere. It does not contain the 400+ chemicals found in cigarettes and does not smell.

Hey man, can I hit your Dig-Cig? I don't want my mom to smell tobacco smoke on me.

by mynameiselizabeth July 3, 2009

Dig Shit

People with speech impediments trying to say dibshit

My brother is a big dig shit

by Torqi April 16, 2021

shiz dig

so amazed you say you say two seemingly unrelated words 'shit' and 'dig' and then in a moment of panic, you try to make it gangster "shiz"

"shiz dig" he proclaimed, Brendan could not believe what he had just seen.

by CC.FTW May 16, 2011

posh digs

A really fancy and luxurious abode. Can be used sarcastically and as a compliment. Possible origin of the word is England.

"I heard Francis moved into a new apartment. It's posh digs.

by MCMLXXXIX September 21, 2013

Shnig the dig

to shove your penis inside of Pvc pipe then cry out deeply from the pain from the tight constaint around your shaft

last night my penis inside that girll felt like i was shnigging the dig. omg did you see kaitlyn last night she gave the meanest shnig the dig

by Riggy Tiggy July 15, 2011

dig dug

The area between the scrotum and anus; the taint; the perineum.

Ever since we rented 'Taint Frenzy 11,' my boyfriend keeps bugging me to lick peanut butter off his dig dug.

by Big Dawg ATX July 20, 2008