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Digital Steering

Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.

This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.
My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.
by Bermudabob May 3, 2010
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crib digits

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.
by tinkerslink November 17, 2018
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Digital Dick

A phrase when sexting or dirty talking online
"Do you want my digital dick, babe 😍"
by Jade Broccoli March 25, 2019
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Corridor Digital

A man child heaven in which a bunch of VFX artists create videos with CGI for YouTube and vlog their daily antics. Founded by Sam Gorski and Niko Pueringer, but forever attributed to Wren Weichman.
Person 1: Did you see that video of Keanu Reeves stopping a robbery? He really is the nicest person!
Person 2: Yeah, but that wasn't real. Corridor Digital made that video with CGI.
by queenqong September 12, 2020
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cunt digit

A word describing a finger after it's been used to finger some pussy
Mate, i was with this bird earlier... now i got a pure cunt digit , wana smell??
by big bad willy April 15, 2009
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Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
by nope.exe October 5, 2016
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digit fishing

an attempt to get one's facebook friends to give them your number by simply "losing one's phone" and creating a group and inviting everyone on your friend list into a group to get all the allegedly lost numbers back
guy 1: dude, john lost his phone for the third time this month
guy 2: no way man, he's digit fishing, you should see some of his facebook friends
by zbizzle34 February 21, 2009
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