When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.
by TnodnarB May 24, 2020

When someone is bored in a discord chat room and wants to talk to people but doesn't know how to get their attention.
Random person: FOO DIDDLE DOO ;-;
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo
by LieutenantPlayz101 June 11, 2018

by Mega meg May 30, 2017

Engaging in old, tired discussion. It refers to placing a vinyl record album on the spindle of the turntable.
by magwep February 6, 2017

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

"Bro I heard you banged that girl, we're eskimo bros now"
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins
by MountainMen April 14, 2019

A person who is friends with the miss Mandi fanpage (Cleo, Jess and Dillan.) Multiple Diddles are called Diddle Diddles.
by therealdoris February 28, 2022
