Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 4, 2019
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by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019
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Asking for his hotel room number & behaving in a whore like manner.
Making sexual advances despite the fact they aren’t being reciprocated.
Stalking his girlfriend on social media.
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Asking for his hotel room number & behaving in a whore like manner.
Making sexual advances despite the fact they aren’t being reciprocated.
Stalking his girlfriend on social media.
#Attention Whore #Desperate #Rejected #Try Again #Off you FUCK # Lizzie Hubbard
Did you see that Desperate ex-stripper whore offering herself to that taken man?! She was so willing to open her legs! How disgusting!
Yes I did! She’s such a Lizzie Hubbard!!!
Yes I did! She’s such a Lizzie Hubbard!!!
by Babestation Hahaha hilarious December 22, 2019
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"Chad wont answer my texts for a week, I should send a steamy shower pic ". Suprise. He answers to the desperation nude because hes drunk.
by Drabgreenqueen January 20, 2020
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