Torrent Delay

The time you have to wait for DVDRIP to come out on a movie before you can watch. Usual symptoms of torrent delay are: downloading crappy movies instead, downloading a CAM version, not talking to your friends about the film so as not to ruin it.

Yoyo: Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!

by heyley121 August 17, 2010

Bladder Delay

When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places

I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it

by adamnman October 12, 2011

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.

I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

meat delay

To be late for an event because you were having sex.

We were late to the meeting due to a meat delay.

by Jabberwalking August 4, 2018

Gurgle Delay

When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens

We had a gurgle delay as he went down on me due to an unanticipated bathroom incident.

by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019

tower delay simulator

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TOWer TO

MAkes an tower delay

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tds delay eas

guy: oh... look an update
Bellow natural: NO
guy: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww tower delay

above natural: tower battles es

everyone: es hora de blah blsdejrnijfdohdnksjm

tower delay simulator: "update in one more minute"
below: Wait we have done nothing
raz: we need to Delate

Below: YEZ

by human of the human of imposter March 22, 2022

RYAN DELACY SCOTT

A guy that changed my life forever, my first love, the best and nicest most genuine caring man I've ever know. I love him with all my heart. his contagious smile always makes my day so much better, and his hugs and kisses make me feel like the only girl in the world. I love you ry

RYAN DELACY SCOTT: I love you
me: I love you more
Ryan: impossible

by reeyannnn November 22, 2022