decepticlones

A mentally deficient excuse made by Hasbro to implement the superior Beast Machines plotpoint of having hundreds of mindless drones into the junky, worthless TF: Armada story. Decepticlones look horrible compared to the Vehicons... and Lord Megatron (BM) manufactured billions to occupy and police Cybertron... probably millions more than what this poor excuse for a TF villain is using in a video game. The only advantage decepticlones might have is better AI, which is only due to the fact that they made their debut in a video game.

Vehicons rule. Decepticlones suck.

by Nobody April 10, 2004

decapinasty

.When you have a partially decapitated head and it is totally nastified

1. The negro with his head in the vent is not decapinastied, do not be fooled.

2. Your mom's face is totally decapinasty, but it's okay, it's an improvement.

by Darchally October 16, 2008

Deceptive Creep

A new breed of Creep. Such a form of Creep was not envisaged by the Greek fishermen a couple of centuries ago, when the art of Creeping was in its early stages of development. Such a Creep is widely regarded as the most dangerous type of Creep, as the victim rarely/never knows that they are the subject of the act of Creeping in question. Such Creeping must be monitored if the future of Creeping in general is to be maintained.

Hey, like I may or may not have noticed Louise left her door unlocked earlier so like the Deceptive Creep I am went into her room and Creeped on her diary.

by creepwithoutvoice June 15, 2011

Decepticon

A man who dressed up as a woman, sounds like a woman, looks like a woman, smells like a woman...but in reality has a penis.

Guy 1: Hey man, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: We were about to snu snu when I pulled her pants down and a little elephant trunk popped out
Guy 1: DUDE! A fucking Decepticon???
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I had to make like Optimus Prime and ROLL OUT ya dig?

by DatKikero March 22, 2017

Academic Decathlon

Organization of Asians with no social life who compete to see who's never going to get laid.

Student#1:"Are you going to the Academic Decathlon meeting today?"

Student#2:"Fuck no!"

Student#1:"Haha, I'm just fuckin' with yah. You wanna go smoke some weed?"

Student#1:"You're damn right I do!"

by Zen Master April 24, 2005

weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.

by unknown July 8, 2003

decepticon

A highly deceptive individual.

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"

by CS January 10, 2004