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Dorito

What that dude on Woods Road in St. Leonard named his junk. You know that dude with the big teeth and his older brother used to beat everybody up. That Dude.
Any other Dorito lickers out there besides my wife?

How many Doritos can you fit in your mouth?
by FarmRoad June 30, 2020
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magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher
Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????
by Ze Zoo Za November 27, 2022
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Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
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Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.
by RevJD July 7, 2014
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Freedom Dorito

The B2 Bomber's angular structure resembles a triangle. Dorito Corn Chips are triangular. B2's deliver Freedom. Ergo: Freedom Dorito
It's all fun and games poking at the American's...right up until the Freedom Dorito arrives.
by DigitalR3x February 19, 2025
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Emperor Angry Dorito

Term of endearment for Donald Trump used by a close friend of George Conway and repeated multiple times on Twitter.
Emperor Angry Doritocracks me up too.
by Tmiyyy February 21, 2023
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Dorito boy

A boy with doritos in his mouth normally named Bryce
"oh hey there dorito boy" while stuffing his face with doritos and cleaning shelves.
by BrittLoves_Ya July 27, 2021
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