by CharredRemains July 03, 2014
a dark lingering mass; usually eminating from a putrid gastric bowel movement; the stench from a black goo that typically leaves its assailant with a 'churnobally' sensation in the gut.
the assailant: "dude, I don't feel so good"
the victim: "omg, what the fuck was that?"
the assailant: "augh, sorry man - I let go of a doom plume"
the victim: "omg, what the fuck was that?"
the assailant: "augh, sorry man - I let go of a doom plume"
by zap cigar December 13, 2010
When you are attacked by handfuls of clay in retaliation to an ambush. This often leads to being completely covered in clay and needing to purchase a new cell phone, shoes, glasses, etc.
Our professor brought Dooms Clay upon three students when they attacked his ceramics class with nerf guns.
by Ultimate Fist Pump February 10, 2010
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by Intelligence001 April 27, 2019
When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.
'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'
by Trevor Osser April 06, 2016