Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...

That moment when you find yet another cause of your crippling depression.

Peter Parker (my smol bean whom I will forever love):Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...
My dumbass: biTCH FIGHT ME
*gets yeeted across titan by thanos’ purple ass

by Mysadlilass November 4, 2018

your hands don’t move like mine

what you say when a bitch is tryna fight and thinks she can win

“you wanna go becky”
“oh please bitch. your hands don’t move like mine.”

by hannnnnaaahhhhhhh February 4, 2019

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

I just don’t understand.

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

I don’t want you in my life

It means you used all the chances I gave you and I don’t want you in my life anymore.

I don’t want you in my life anymore!

by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019

They don’t deserve an advantage over me

I’m talking about my crooked family. I would really like to get back at them. I really want to destroy everything about them. I want revenge on them. Do you understand?

I’ve been kept down for so long by them and it is time for me to get payback.

I want somebody to whack them. It could be someone in the government. I don’t care. I just want them dead.

They don’t deserve an advantage over me.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 20, 2021