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digit fishing

an attempt to get one's facebook friends to give them your number by simply "losing one's phone" and creating a group and inviting everyone on your friend list into a group to get all the allegedly lost numbers back
guy 1: dude, john lost his phone for the third time this month
guy 2: no way man, he's digit fishing, you should see some of his facebook friends
by zbizzle34 February 21, 2009
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Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
by nope.exe October 5, 2016
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Digital scrapbooker

Digital scrapbooker is the person who creates scrapbook that is done using a personal computer, digital or scanned photos and computer graphics software. This profession is also known as a custom scrapbook designer.
Each digital scrapbooker has a personal scrapbooking style. As a digital scrapbooker, I am able to branch out to the many needs of clients and conform to what your individual style is.
by jennis_amorer July 3, 2014
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Dodgy Digits

A very serious disease that nobody believes is real.
Damn brooo that nerdface has dodgy digits
by Specal cloud March 21, 2021
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Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.
Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.
by Conman75 July 19, 2021
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digital silence

When you loose your data connection and your streaming music or movie stops playing.
The damn movie stopped right during the good part. Shut up and enjoy the digital silence for a little while.
by Trader J November 4, 2020
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Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.
misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."
by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012
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