International fuck off day

International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off

by Dafuckdoyouwant April 1, 2020

it's a beautiful day outside

The words Sans (undertale) says before making you get rekt

Sans: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you...
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l...

by Dell Engineer October 16, 2020

Cover Yourself in Oil day

Cover yourself in oil day is a special day in December 22 it's usually raining and you need to cover yourself in oil with any means Punching scp 015 or with a Traditional way grabing a bucket with oil and tuning it up side down to cover your head and other ways youll be screaming for 3 days but thats just the preperation on the fourth day you can fly freely until the oil dryes off or it stops raining

Oil floats on water
1.wait for it to rain
2. cover yourself in oil
3.fly

But remember! It's cover yourself in oil day!

by Szpieg2000 December 9, 2020

international homie day

a special day in the year where all the homies come together and just chill. NO SCHOOL AND WORK FOR THE DAY!

This day is on December 24th (Shreks birthday)

Me and the homies are going to the park on international homie day.

by HomieLover666 October 19, 2021

National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 1, 2022

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021

You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

A great saying by a very wise man

person: Im going to kill you and your family

wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

by TRUE_FACTS444 March 4, 2022