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dank

Dank is sometimes used as an alternative word for taking a shit
"Dude man, I got to dank." or it can be used in passed tense "If you smell something bad it is because I just took a dank."
by ImortalFalcon April 28, 2008
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Dank

"One of those dank buds broke up to be 2 grams, when it really only looked like 1."
by nj42 May 13, 2005
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dank

dank is simply anything that tasts good
1) "man, that was some dank ass weed"
2) "that lunch was dank"
3) "her pussy was so dank"
by vmpre426 July 16, 2007
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dank

fool did u just fart? thats dank
by britton bentley February 18, 2008
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dank

something or someone (most commonly an ugly girl) which/who is both dirty(in the bad way) and rank hence the collaboration of both words into the phrase "dirty rank" and then the shortening of the phrase into the word "dank."
"oh man, celia is such a dank cunt!"
"fuck off celia you dank bitch!"
"that celia is so fucking ugly, she's proper dank!"
"that celia is so dank it makes me want to tear my own eyes out!"
by xjack steelx August 17, 2007
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dank

NOT a term for weed, you stupid stoners. It means a really strong, bad smell.
His armpits were mad dank
by nateabel October 14, 2006
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Dank

The combined experience of having a dump and a wank
"I had a great dank this morning"
"I didn't get my timing right, the dank was terrible"
"oh god that dank was mind-blowing"

Person 1: "you took a long time in the toilet"
Person 2: "oh sos, I was danking"
by The dank master October 28, 2009
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