Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016

cucucufuud

A chair

I like that cucucufuud.

by Gooooooogggggllleee June 25, 2016

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

cuous

cutee
pretty
gorgeous
beautiful
beauty

mashed up into one word

Boy: that girl is Cuous
Boy: ikr

by #me too #And I, you January 5, 2017

Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

Cucumer

(n.) Somebody who often sexualizes cucumbers.

John: "hey babe wanna see my cucumber?"
Sharkisha: "ohhh John you're such a cucumer"

by Muffin_McMan June 25, 2017

Cuckstyling

When a guy goes back to a girls house and roots her all night, even though she's *happily* married or in a relationship. The morning after, he wears her cuck's clothes during the walk of shame, because his clothes smell of whisky and cigarettes and are covered in her juices.

Winston: "Yo bro, I was cuckstyling a redhead last night, but Jesus her dude needs to clean his underwear more"
Joffrey: "Now you gotta give her them back and go for round two!"

by PontusClitorus October 27, 2017