molotav cocktail

All the fun you need in a bottle.
How to make
1)Get an old bottle and fill it halfway with flamable liquid
2)Soak an old rag in oil
3)Insert the rah into the bottle
4)light the end of the rag with a stylish lighter
5)Throw the bottle at a passing emo who looks sad
6)run like f**k and hope the police don't cacth you

Hey, there's an emo! Get the molotav cocktails brewing, Herb!

by Legend Boy July 20, 2006

Cum cocktail

A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.

Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."

by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009

Mustang Cocktail

The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.

He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.

by Mustangh8er October 2, 2010

Pussy Juice CockTail

When a woman ejaculates "squirts" into a martini glass and another participant in the vial act guzzles it down.

Dude last night Sarah totally seduced me and made me drink her pussy juice cocktail.

by Jeff Portnoy April 4, 2009

pussy juice cocktail

After engaging in sex and loading up your partners pussy with cum, proceed to go down on her to clean her up.

Man, After cumming inside this chick I went down on her and had the best pussy juice cocktail.

by spidey519 July 6, 2008

cocktail

The milky white beverage that shoots out of the penis during ejaculation.

A girl blows a guy. He ejaculates.
Girl: "Nice cocktail"

Friend: "So how's the relationship going?"
Guy: "She blew me last night."
Friend: "Oh my gosh, that is AWESOME!"
Guy: "But that's not all; when I cummed, she swallowed all the cocktail, and smacked her lips!"

by iHarteSax June 23, 2011

cocktail dick

A way of referring that a dude has a small dick (like those cocktail weenies that are served on sampler platters).

Dude, Kat said that Joe has a cocktail dick, It must've been hard for them to get laid that night.

by Zaan3 January 5, 2009