A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.
by SPC_Close24 March 01, 2011
A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate
That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama
by S.C.Mama February 02, 2021
A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
by Post_bologna September 15, 2019
A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
by D&nya November 16, 2007
One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
by Stevelicis August 17, 2010
by tykinthestudiorappinerryday January 23, 2021