When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018
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When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
Get the crippled granny crustacean mug.Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
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