cripple-kill

When you kill three disabled people.

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill

by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021

Crippled

Cause someone to not move properly

Amelia is crippled

by Ogey November 24, 2019

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.

"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"

by Pac haters May 4, 2022

Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021