at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:
Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something
Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something
Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
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EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.
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You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.
McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah
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