creamed

To get paid. Cream referring to money or cash.

Guy: "Hey man, yesterday I was creamed, I love payday."

by I Houdini I June 28, 2008

crease

to irritate or annoy

It really creases me when selfish jerks cut the ticket line at the movies.

by Wes October 26, 2003

Crease

Verb. To place ones boner in another's ass crack whilst engaging in the act of spooning.
Note: Boners may be had by both partners but it is important that the large spoon's boner be in the the little spoon's crack.

"It was really nice, we cuddled on the couch and watched Jersey Shore."
"So you didn't get ANY action?"
"No! We totally creased!"
"Oh, I love a good crease session."

by jdandy January 20, 2010

Creamedcracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who shows this can either be very pale, or will just act extremely white. Characteristics of one are not being able to dance, talking extremely nerdy, etc.

Damn Suzy is such a creamedcracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 11, 2007

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009

crease

someone who wears those kind of shirts that are meant to be creased and looks silly

"ste crease"

by Payt January 8, 2004

crease your pants

v. To have sex. The term comes from when pants are on the ground for a night, they tend to get creases in them.

Bridget: So, who's creasing your pants?
Ellie: None of your business.

Keith: So I creased my pants last night...

Mark: So I got my pants creased last night...

Beth: I've been creasing Keith's pants since January 08.

Lenny: Hey Jill, I'd like to crease your pants.

by MC Hammer II January 21, 2009