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American Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. One thing that needs to be in consideration is that the position is required to have all lubrication substituted with cooled melted butter
Guy 1: Hey you see those three girls over there?
Guy 2: Yeah they're sexy
Guy 3: I did the "American Canoe" with them last night, they're freaky as heck!
by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017
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Sink Canoe

When you need to take a shit really bad, and the toilet isn’t available, so you use the next best option and use the sink.
Me: “Hey man did you see the toilet was out of order

Friend: “Yeah! I couldn’t wait so I dropped a sink canoe”
by AU69 January 14, 2023
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canoodle

to make out in a canoe.

one of the defining characteristics of being Canadian is one's ability to canoodle without tipping over.
you may be a Canuck if you can canoodle.
by canoodler September 4, 2013
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Canoodle

Cuddle; cuddling; being next to someone; holding someone
I love to canoodle with my boyfreind
by Getta February 16, 2008
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Canoe

The ship that all Kurt/Sam shippers are a part of. Ajjizom on tumblr thought it up, and it stuck.
klainer: Are you a part of the supermegafoxyawesomehot klaine train?

Kummer: Nope, I'm in the canoe.
by Kummer36 August 6, 2011
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Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.
No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe
by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011
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St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School

Aiya this school ok lah but the upper sec girls always fold their skirt minimally 4 times with high ponytail and chunky fila shoes. are ur feet actually that big like wtf why need to wear so expensive and chunky shoes for fucking school?? some more always got atleast 15 kanken bags in one class, very inevitable one. Always got xmm taking toilet selfie or doing tiktok in toilet one. I think the na and nt classes have more xmm in them. I mean express also got more less lor
then got this xmm girl in my class who always think shes hot shit one, wearing skirt rolled up like 5 fucking times with the dumb high jojo siwa ponytail and sit on the desks, like u know how a chair works right??? u in express some more. always the pick me girl, she somehow the math rep when her math is legit so bad its probably na level than express

some more theres a rumor saying a certain male p.e teacher is a pedo so uh wow ok. the school also got one racist and homophobic catholic teacher even though this thursday we got V.E lesson on sexuality LMAO

ya and then our PLD is going to be given out to us at the end of the year, not the start of term 4 like the teachers say.

the cleaning lady in the toilet and the uncle that come by to pick up the trash from my class dustbin very nice one 10/10
P6 Student: Now I know which schools to avoid St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School
by bagggggels August 21, 2021
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