cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds but also the killer of them.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds and the destroyer of worlds.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025