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Zeus-Cough

The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner just before they take a shit. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain and fecal matter into the nasal cavity the other partner.

See also Zeus-Breath

The same act but without the addition of fecal matter in the fart.
Can you hand me a towel, I just got my first Zeus-Cough
by Dustin McDirty July 15, 2009
mugGet the Zeus-Coughmug.

ass cough

The emanation of flatulance from one's ass, often accompanied by the elusive dingleberry.
General Norman Ass Cough demanded an immediate search for the mysterious terd burglar after being attacked in the officer's latrine.
by the mighty midget September 24, 2003
mugGet the ass coughmug.

Smoker's Cough

A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.
Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!
by bicycle fish December 16, 2009
mugGet the Smoker's Coughmug.

Smoker's Cough

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.
That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.
by Boltesian September 8, 2013
mugGet the Smoker's Coughmug.

hoe cough

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting in tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing
My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' his hoe to Jamaica for the week and goin' buck wild.
by RH February 6, 2005
mugGet the hoe coughmug.

soul coughing

to upchuck, puke, bark at the pavement, blow chunks, cough up buicks.
I was soul coughing last night after I left the 'Blue Lamp' with ur sister, biatch!
by da-shizzle August 4, 2003
mugGet the soul coughingmug.

Cough Drops

I'm addicted to cough drops, please rape me.
by sonicsnake10 January 29, 2003
mugGet the Cough Dropsmug.

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