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cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.
by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
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You Suck At Cooking

the only man who knows how to properly use a wang-jangler, and the only man who could ever steal my heart 🥵😩
person 1- you suck at cooking is so hot right 🥵
person 2- yeah 😩👹
by simpforbiss June 19, 2021
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Cooning

Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.

To behave as a very arrogant individual.

Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.

Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.

Lacking civility.

When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.

White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.

White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
Dude, hahahaha, that guy hanging out with Todd is really cooning.
by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011
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coonfinger

To pick up an item that is not yours and look at it or examine it. Possibly to handle and examine an item without thinking of buying it. This word maybe a racist word. I don't know. But the word "coon" is a racist word meaning African-American people. I don't know if coonfinger refers to African-Americans in any sort of way.
I make about $34,000 a year. Me and my friend went into a Watch store. We could't afford any of the $50,000 watches, so we decided to coonfinger the watches just for fun.
by the Eastah Bunny March 28, 2007
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cooling

Dopey the dwarf in human form. A pure neek.
cooling is a neek
by podgeris8 January 12, 2009
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Cooking the Books

When a girl wears a flattering shirt that brings attention to her breasts, and hangs down to cover her fat roll. The term indicates that she purposefully misrepresenting the 'goods'
That chick is kind of cute, but I think she's cooking the books a little with that shirt.
by texaswordsmith August 19, 2008
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cooking on gas

feeling giddy in the head, so happy that you could bust
"Since I found this new girl I'm just cooking on gas."
by kitznegari November 9, 2002
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