A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.
by 9109bm December 29, 2014
by ekoorbl October 21, 2013
(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)
by Nestea138 October 20, 2011
That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.
"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."
by BGDTootSweet August 27, 2011
by Muggsman May 09, 2007
The Frontal Cone is a sexual position as to where the male stands over the women lying on the ground. He then ejaculates over the women in a cone like arc.
by Daddyog555 April 11, 2021