A concessionist who has too much idle time and read all the manuals and jargon filled labels on the popcorn popper therefore gaining a superiority complex from it.
A: Guys did you know that the cornditioner is a warmer used to keep popcorn fresh and crisp by circulating warm air?
B: You sound like a cornditioner
A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition
A: Kill yourself
B: You sound like a cornditioner
A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition
A: Kill yourself
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That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)
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I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)
Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
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