colonnection

1. A shitty connection with regards to online games/work/lagging porn

2. Charlie and his Chocolate Factory

1. Werner: "Man, I would have totally made level 70/finished that proposal/seen that babe's boobies if it weren't for the damned colonnection!!"

2. Roné: "I wonder what's the connection between Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.."
Greta: "It's a colonnection. It's when someone goes from being a bum to being the shit thanks to a Willy."

by prinses May 26, 2010

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Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

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Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

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cologntagious

The state of wearing so much cologne or perfume, that you leave a trail of scent behind you, which can then infect surrounding people, things with your smell.

Be careful about getting on an elevator with that guy: he's cologntagious. You'll smell like him for the rest of the day.

by Urbanity79 November 2, 2011

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