redneck cocktail

The mix of OxyContin and Crystal Meth. This combination can be a very deadly combination due to OxyContin being a depressant and Crystal Meth being an upper. When the shorter acting Crystal Meth wears off you can easily overdose on the amount of OxyContin you took. Be careful with this cocktail combination xx

I was partying last night and decided to have a Redneck Cocktail, it was awesome but I was careful not to take too much!

by JRyanNYC October 17, 2013

Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.

"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"

by sellerina February 18, 2010

cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004

battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases

They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.

by McNigglet January 11, 2008

donkey cocktail

To fill one's anus with tomato paste.

My ass tings after that donkey cocktail.

by EthoLabz September 22, 2016

Fish Cocktail

A Fish Cocktail is the act of making your girl squirt and then drinking her feminine juices from the inside of her vagainal cavity.

Aye bro, that girl I was with last night made me the best Fish Cocktail I've ever tasted.

by Rachegeomadness October 7, 2016

moleetov cocktail

A mixed-drink consisting of Coca-Cola, Starbucks Frappacino, Scotch, and 5-hour ENERGY.

Excuse me kind sir, would you please mix me up a moleetov cocktail right quick?

by Finnbacca December 2, 2011