Cockfondler

Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain

The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.

by JackalopeKN October 1, 2019

Cockdog

Cockdog is a word used specially for a dog which would try to get into your room and might make your mom knock on the door while you are having sex with the last condom.

We can't finish now! Such a cockdog.

by AnonFA December 3, 2021

cockholm syndrome

symptoms of cockholm syndrome including being a pick me, hating other women and being obsessed with men that treat you like trash and/or hate you

Johnny Depp fangirls have a terminal case of cockholm syndrome

by sexyhypochondriasis June 14, 2022

cockboy

chris wright cambridge

chris wright is a cockboy

by dazza February 25, 2005

cockgobble

1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.

The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!

by Craigelles April 29, 2006

Cocklock

When your cock is at maximum ridgidity for a prolonged time even after several sexual episodes with completion. must maintain the erection for at least 5 hours. Also known as Cockluck, if term is used by recipiant.

After 5 hours, and not being able to fuck away an erection, I determined I had cocklock.

by VaGinaRaider April 25, 2009

Cockbook

When you are taking to a girl on facebook, only to have another guy come in and cockblock her over facebook.

Me: I was having a nice conversation with this one girl until steve came in and Cockbook-ed me.

by anonymous123897918372590 July 20, 2010